Why Meatwad is awesome

1. "Dear Carl... please feed my dolls while I'm gone..."

2. "I don't have a job, my wife left me, and I don't even know if anything I just said is true."

3. "Hell, no! That SOB had an AXE!!!"

4. "I don't know if you got the memo, but I'm dumb."

5. "Do what now? Do what now? Do what now?"

6. "Frylock, get away from the pool."

7. "Do not drink the milk! Do not drink the milk!"

8. "Whatever you do, just don't ask him to dance!"

9. "I'm gonna go ahead and plant these azaleas!"

10. "This is your left, this is your right... this is your left... YOU'RE GONNA DIE!" To which Meatwad replied, "Now this is quality television."