Tow me out to destruction

Thank God my opinion doesn't really matter. It is, after all, an imperfect judgement based on imperfectly formed perceptions produced from electromagnetic signals collected from my sensory organs. Mix that with a little erroneous judgement and a few false beliefs and you get yourself an average human mind.

And how do we keep the average human mind in check? Scripture, cartoons, and frequent breaks, along with a little logic and a healthy portion of hard work and intellectual activity. Yup. That's how to keep your mind on the right track.

Nothin' quite like God's word to shut a man up and set him straight.

And nothin' quite like a Ralph Wiggum quote to remind you how truly stupid you are.

"I'm a brick!"